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Issue 23 |
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Publisher: Jack Burlin Editor: Patti Hammonds |
May 5, 2007 |
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IN THIS ISSUE
Articles of Interest:
Adding High Density Servers
Rackmount Ranger Jokes |
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Here are some examples of what our clients
are saying about our customer service.
When something "small" becomes an issue, we
go the extra mile to make sure the clients'
problems are resolved.
Jack, I received the hardware kit. Thanks for everything! You’ll be hearing from me very soon as we are renovating a building we own and I am designing my new office and new server room from the ground up.
Thanks again! Patti, Thanks so much, Patti. You guys delivered a great product by the way. Hopefully I will have time to send you my official “Thank You” letter with pictures to boot.
Mike Franks Jack, I’ve received the two replacement pieces in good shape and have placed them in their respective places. Thanks for your help! And also thanks to the manufacturer who went that extra mile to make things right! That’s excellent customer service!
Larry D. Bechdol, MA, MCP |
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Q: What is a blue moon, and when will we experience the next one? Hint: It is closer than you think! All correct answers will be placed into a pool for a random drawing at the end of the month. The winner will receive a free 25 foot reel of reusable velcro cable ties (part number MD88-25RLBK), plus free ground shipping. Send your answers to: Jack Burlin See next month's newsletter for the winner and the correct answer. Answer from April's Newsletter. A: The Hypotenuse The winner was Joe Kochuba. Congratulations! |
A Kevinism is a funny or intriguing statement or idea from our Vice President of Sales, Kevin Hunt. Kevin is a big fan of Sandra Bullock, Pizza Inn black olive pizza, and Dr. Pepper (not necessarily in that order). He is not a big fan of Chinese food, seafood, or other types of "dead" stuff. Recently Kevin has done some things that are quite ironic. One of these events took place in one of our weekly sales meetings. To understand just how strange this was, you need to know more about Kevin and his knowledge of the film industry. Everyone knows that Kevin is a real Sandra Bullock fan. Just recently when we were discussing different actresses, Kevin said he had advised Sandra Bullock not to marry "tattoo man" (which is what Kevin calls Sandra's new husband, Jesse James.) This is vintage Kevin, because with the exception of Sandra Bullock, Kevin cannot give the correct name of anyone starring in any motion picture. It takes Robin to translate in most cases. For example, Kevin will come in on Monday and say that he and Robin had seen Wild Hogs over the weekend. Then, although the movie stars John Travolta, William H. Macy and others, Kevin will say, "and Spencer Tracy was really funny in this movie," or "I loved Johnny Depp when he paired up with Jennifer Love Hewitt in Grease." Kevin is quite famous for just throwing out any name for the people in these movies, then Robin will tell us who was really in the movie. Kevin's mind probably thinks John Travolta and then gets sidetracked by thinking about other actors named John, so you might get Johnny Depp or Olivia Newton John when he really wanted to say John Travolta. Of course if he is thinking Olivia Newton John, then he would replace her name with someone else's. I often wonder if Kevin just doesn't even try to come up with the correct name. Sometimes it seems that way. So what happened in our sales meeting was that Lisa was talking about a movie she saw on television over the weekend. She said it had either Shirley McLain or Shirley Jones in it, but she confused the two and was not sure. At this point, Kevin had the nerve to say, "you mean you don't know which one?"
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Since introducing the live version of the Rackmount Ranger in March (see March newsletter), we have been brainstorming on how to take advantage of our new "superhero." We have planned some video shoots, and there may be some personal appearances upcoming. We have also been playing around with what I call "Rackmount Ranger Jokes." These jokes are simple, and very similar to the "Elephant jokes" that were popular in the sixties. A typical elephant joke went like this: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in Cherry trees. Rackmount Ranger jokes are a similar question and answer format, but revolve around the Rackmount Ranger's personal preferences. In addition, there is a theme to these preferences. Here are the first series of Rackmount Ranger jokes so far. What is the Rackmount Ranger's favorite color? Red. What is the Rackmount Ranger's favorite professional football team? The Redskins. Note that this puts the Rackmount Ranger in the same company as Kevin, so this is a scary proposition. What is the Rackmount Ranger's favorite professional baseball team. The Red Sox (American League), and the Reds (National League). Why not the Texas Rangers? It doesn't match the theme. I hope by now you are starting to pick up on the theme. Here are some other jokes we have thought of. What is the Rackmount Ranger's favorite perfume (for giving as gifts to his many lady admirers)? Red (from Giorgio). What is the Rackmount Ranger's favorite rock band? Simply Red. What is the Rackmount Ranger's favorite college team? The Carthage College Red Men, although there used to be a lot of choices in this category, this is the only remaining college with a politically correct name for their athletic teams. What is the Rackmount Ranger's favorite soft drink? Big Red. What is the Rackmount Ranger's favorite beer? Killian's Irish Red. What kind of dog does the Rackmount Ranger own? Irish Setter (sometimes known as the Red Setter). What is the Rackmount Ranger's favorite whiskey? Johnny Walker Red. What is the Rackmount Ranger's favorite energy drink? Red Bull. We hope you have enjoyed the list so far. You have probably already thought of one or two that could be added to the list. I am happy to review them and possibly include them in a future newsletter. If you will send them to me, and we publish them, you will get a suitable prize. I am thinking a virtually indestructible keyboard or virtually indestructible mouse (optical, USB) might be nice prizes to award. I look forward to getting your submissions. As always, thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoyed the newsletter this month. |
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